“The Neverglades”

Yancey, Dwayne (American playwright, journalist, 1958-____), “The Neverglades,”

a 5-minute dark comedy in English, set in South Florida, 2004,

2m1f (1 male role is non-gender)

; • © 2004 by Dwayne Yancey; • in Dwayne Yancey’s The Neverglades (Fincastle, Virginia, U.S.A.: The Author, 2004); • script/rights available from Dwayne Yancey, 1791 Mount Pleasant Church Road, Fincastle, Virginia 24090, U.S.A., e-mail dwayne.yancey@roanoke.com, telephone (home/work) 540-473-3313. • Cited by Dwayne Yancey via ftp March 3, 2004; Yancey says,

§ Dramatis Personae Husband (m), __, _____; Animal Control Officer (m or f), __, _____; Wife (f), __, _____.

§ Synopsis “A couple that has just moved to Florida is terrified to find an alligator in their backyard. An animal control officer arrives to investigate, but comes to an unorthodox solution.

§ Comment “You'll need a rifle, but no alligator.”

§ Themes absurdity, alligator, animal, environment, fear, Florida, rifle.



See also Dwayne Yancey's

• "Abby, From A to Z," a 5-minute comedy in English, set in a college campus, 2003, 3f
• "Amy4u," 1m1f, a 5-minute comedy in English, set in a hotel room, 2003, 1m1f
• "Ask Not What Your Country Can Do For You," a 5-minute comedy in English, set in an American home, early 1961, 2m2f
• "Belinda's Blind Date," a 30-minute comedy in English, set in a house or apartment, early evening, 2003, 1m1f
• "Bob's Small Engine and Mojo Repair," a 5-minute comedy in English, set in a small engine repair shop, daytime, 2004, 1m
• "Brenda's Blind Date," a 30-minute comedy in English, set in a house or apartment, early evening, 2003, 1m2f
• "Buzzards," a 5-minute dark comedy in English, set in a desert in the American Southwest, 1979, 2m
• "The Chaperones," a 5-minute comedy in English, set at a high school prom, nighttime, 2004, 1m1f
• "Chicken," a 5-minute dark comedy in English, set in _____, 2003, 2m or 2f
• "The Curious Tale of Doctor Lescarbault and the Planet Vulcan," a 30-minute historical drama in English, set in France, 1859, 2m2f
• "The Day the Church Picnic Went to Hell," a 5-minute comedy in English, set in a jail cell, a Sunday afternoon, 2004, 1m1f or 2f (1 role is non-gender)
• "The Efficiency Expert," a five-minute comedy in English, set in an office, 2004, 3m or 3f (all roles non-gender)
• "Eve's Applestand," a 5-minute comedy in English, set someplace other than the Garden of Eden, anytime, 1f
• "The Four-Leaf Clover," a 5-minute comedy in English, set at a picnic, daytime, 2004, 1m1f
• "The Gentle, Violent, Imperial, Revolutionary, Complete, Abbreviated History of Tea," a 30-minute comedy-drama in English, set in a a dining room and kitchen, daytime, 2002, 3f
• "A Good Year for Limas," a 30-minute dark comedy in English, set in a house in the rural American South, July 31, 1976, 3f
• "Honeymoon in La Paz," a 10-minute comedy in English, set in a hotel room in La Paz, Bolivia, nighttime, 2003, 1m2f
• "Lady Godiva Was a Republican," a 5-minute comedy in English, set inside a building, Coventry, England, before A.D. 1057, 3m
• "The Last Days of Mars," a 5-minute comedy in English, set on Mars, 2004, 2m
• "The Last Flight of Irina Ivanova," a 30-minute drama in English, set in Moscow, 2003, 2m2f (1 role is non-gender)
• "The Last Man on the Moon Blues," a 5-minute comedy in English, set in a lover's lane, night, 2003, 1m1f
• "Lemmings," a 5-minute dark comedy in English, set on the coast of Norway, 2003, 3f
• "Lisa's New Job," a 5-minute comedy in English, set in a hotel room, 2003, 1m1f
• "Lucy," a 30-minute comedy in English, set in Hell, 2003, 2m2f (1 role is non-gender)
• "A Martian Western," a 5-minute dark comedy, set in an Old West saloon—on Mars, before the water ran out there, 2m1f (female role is non-gender)
• "Memories of the Dewey Administration," a 5-minute comedy in English, set in a bar in the urban Northeast, the night before the presidential election in 1952, November, 1952, 2m
• "Monument Avenue," a 30-minute comedy in English, set among the Confederate statues along Monument Avenue, Richmond, Virginia, U.S.A, a Saturday morning in springtime, 2003, 2f (+ non-gender voice)
• "The Morning of September 11, 2001, in Hell," a 5-minute dark comedy in English, set in Hell, morning of Sepember 11, 2001, 1m
• "Now Hiring for Tooth Fairy," a 5-minute comedy in English, set in an office, 2003, 4f (1 role is a non-gender voice)
• "Occupations," a 30-minute drama in English, set in various locations—from Heathrow Airport, London, England, to a house in the United States, mostly at night, 1977, 2m1f
• "The Pi of Maggie," a 5-minute comedy in English, set in a tattoo parlor, 2003, 1m2f
• "Polly Sigh Meets Her Maker," a 5-minute comedy in English, set in heaven, 2003, 1m1f
• "Polly Sigh, Punk Cellist," a 5-minute comedy in English, set in a rock band's rehearsal space, evening, 2003, 2m1f
• "Rolled," a 5-minute religious drama in English, set in an engineering office, 2004, 1m3f
• "Sea Lion," a 30-minute drama in English, set in _____, after World War II, 1m (+ 6 extras)
• "Sunday Morning in the Coffee Shop," a 10-minute religious drama in English, set in a coffeeshop, Sunday morning, 2003, 1m1f (+ 2 non-gender extras)
• "The Three Not So Wise Men," a 5-minute Christmas drama in English, set in a field, a night, Christmas, 3m
• "Yvonne's Worst Fears," a 5-minute dark comedy in English, set in a bedroom, 2004, 1m1f

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