“The End of My Life as a Back Porch Beautician”

Gall-Clayton, Nancy J.
(American playwright, writer, writing instructor, February 6, 1946-____),
“The End of My Life as a Back Porch Beautician,”
a 6-minute comedy, set
in a nearly-empty back porch beauty parlor, U.S.A., 5:00 p.m., Friday,
November, 2002
1f;
• ©
2000 by Nancy J. Gall-Clayton; • in Nancy J. Gall-Clayton’s
The End of My Life as a Back Porch Beautician (Louisville, Kentucky,
U.S.A.: The Author, 2000); • script/rights available from Nancy
Gall-Clayton, 1375 South Second Street, Louisville, Kentucky 40208-2303,
U.S.A., e-mail nancygallclayton@earthlink.net,
telephone (home) 502-636-5836, fax 502-634-8751. • Cited by
Nancy Gall-Clayton via ftp December 22, 2002; Gall-Clayton says,
§ Dramatis
Persona Ruth Ann (f), 65, a female beautician.
§ Synopsis
“Ruth Ann, who has a back porch beauty parlor, is telling all to her last
customer ever before her retirement party ‘down
to the Days Inn’ in a just a few hours. (Among the secrets is that Ruth
Ann and her husband stopped talking to each other about five years ago,
but have written notes instead.) Ruth Ann unveils a surprising new hairdo.
§ Comment
“Only a chair and a pair of scissors are necessary.”
§ Themes
beauty parlor, communication, hair cut, retirement, scissors, widowhood.
See also Nancy J. Gall-Clayton’s
“Aphrodite at
the ER,” a 10-minute comedy in English, set at a hospital emergency
room registration desk, Valentine's Day, February 14, 2001, 1m1f
“Dead Deer in the
Dark,” a 12-minute drama in English, set at a teenage girl's bedroom,
Saturday evening, April, 2002, 1f
“Directions to
Venus,” a 15-minute comedy in English, set at a picnic table at expressway
exit, Saturday afternoon, summer, 2000, 2m1f
“Discovery,” a
40-minute drama in English, set in a file storage room in an adoption agency,
10:00 p.m., Friday night, autumn, 2000, 3f
“Don't Call Me
Loretta,” a 10-minute comedy in English, set in a diner, Friday evening,
11:45 p.m., 2001, 1m1f
“Felicity's Family
Tree,” a 15-minute drama in English, set in a small, shabbily furnished
apartment, Saturday afternoon, 2001, 2f
“The Fish in the
Dumpster,” a 15-minute drama in English, set outside an expressway
gas station, 2:00 a.m., late fall, 2000, 1f
“It’s So Me, Mom!”
an 8-minute comedy in English, set in a living room, spring, 8:30 p.m.,
2001, 2f
“The Jar,” a 6-minute
drama in English, set in a nearly empty living room, 8:45 a.m., 2001, 2m
“Juice,” a 15-minute
drama in English, set in a halfway house for men, weekday, 9:30 a.m., 2001,
1m2f
“Malinda,” a
30-minute drama in English, set in a slave cabin, late on a dark weekday
night, February, 1863, 1m1f
“A Man Named Mack,”
a six-minute comedy in English, set in a business office, U.S.A., 3:00
p.m., Friday, November 8, 2002, 1f
“A Mustache and
a Mattress,” a 15-minute comedy in English, set in the mattress department
of a store, afternoon, 2001, 1m1f
“Special Delivery,”
a 20-minute comedy in English, set in the reception area of a new-age medical
clinic, weekday, 1998, 2m2f
“A Valentine’s
Day Sale,” a 15-minute comedy in English, set in a discount computer
store, evening, Valentine’s Day, 2001, 1m1f
“Wrinkles,”
a 15-minute dark comedy in English, set at a park bench, a sunny afternoon,
summer, 2001, 2f
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